Remus Lupus and the prisoner of high society

[selenophobia]

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[selenophobia]

did you send a stripper here?

[rattigrew]

what

where

[selenophobia]

to my work place

a model/stripper like guy came in

and winked at me

[rattigrew]

maybe he had something in his eye

how do you know he's a stripper?

[selenophobia]

he said he had a gig

then he moved his hips

and he invited me to see him perform.

[rattigrew]

and he was kinda hot?

[selenophobia]

Super hot

long hair, great looks, was a model prolly

[rattigrew]

I don't get it

like

if a hot girl invited me someplace, I'd go

even if that place was, like

the dump

[selenophobia]

i'm working

and he probably wanted cash from me

i'm broke

[rattigrew]

right

i'm broke too

because i keep going with hot girls

are all gays this weird or just you?

[selenophobia]

thanks, mate

love you too

and no, it's just me.

he's a model... i'm like a fucking leper or something. he's not gonna be into me so why waste my cash?

[rattigrew]

listen, remus

every hot person has things they are into

sometimes those things can be you

me, I try to go for food

girls love food

and then sometimes they'll put up with me

what's there to lose?

[selenophobia]

how often does that actually work tho?

got a girlfriend yet?

i just don't get the point of it unless it's love

besides, he's never, ever gonna come back so oh well

who cares?

[rattigrew]

i mean

it works more than not trying at all

and i'm single buuuut i got kissed on the cheek the other day

don't you want hot bloke to kiss you on the cheek?

[selenophobia]

my cheek is all gross cause I had to work an early shift the other day

it's kinda flaky and scabby

so not overly?

but i do see your point.

[rattigrew]

cause im right

okay, how about you come by my place after you wake up and we do face masks and you tell me how hot hot guy is

i dunno whats hot in a guy

...am i hot? like, in a gay way?

[selenophobia]

okay but get sensitive skin facemasks.

and you're not my type so i can't say

there's no gay way to find a bloke hot... like we find blokes hot like girls find blokes hot. changes and all.

you're more of a friend.

[rattigrew]

i still have those panda ones we bought

see, that really is exactly how girls find me hot

NOT :(

what does your stripper look like?

[selenophobia]

erm

like a shampoo commercial for men? only hotter

he's insanely hot.

[rattigrew]

is he blond? i like blond

ohhh

does he look like james?

[selenophobia]

No, he has dark hair and he's hotter.

You'd have to resend me pictures of that guy, can barely remember him

oh, no glasses.

[rattigrew]

that's really hot then, james is the hottest guy I've seen in real life

and you don't wanna see him strip?

[selenophobia]

it's a bit weird

look, i'm good. i don't need to pay for that sort of thing.

besides, not my scene.

Just let it go, Pete.

[rattigrew]

i dont get it

a bloke you are really into

and you don't even have to ask him out to see him naked?!

i'd come with you, mate

[selenophobia]

You're so supportive.

But no.

It's way less weird to watch naked blokes on my laptop

If I ever get a fancy and wanna go, you'll be my first call to tag along. Promise.