Remus Lupus and the prisoner of high society

[selenophobia]

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[selenophobia]

my cheek is all gross cause I had to work an early shift the other day

it's kinda flaky and scabby

so not overly?

but i do see your point.

[rattigrew]

cause im right

okay, how about you come by my place after you wake up and we do face masks and you tell me how hot hot guy is

i dunno whats hot in a guy

...am i hot? like, in a gay way?

[selenophobia]

okay but get sensitive skin facemasks.

and you're not my type so i can't say

there's no gay way to find a bloke hot... like we find blokes hot like girls find blokes hot. changes and all.

you're more of a friend.

[rattigrew]

i still have those panda ones we bought

see, that really is exactly how girls find me hot

NOT :(

what does your stripper look like?

[selenophobia]

erm

like a shampoo commercial for men? only hotter

he's insanely hot.

[rattigrew]

is he blond? i like blond

ohhh

does he look like james?

[selenophobia]

No, he has dark hair and he's hotter.

You'd have to resend me pictures of that guy, can barely remember him

oh, no glasses.

[rattigrew]

that's really hot then, james is the hottest guy I've seen in real life

and you don't wanna see him strip?

[selenophobia]

it's a bit weird

look, i'm good. i don't need to pay for that sort of thing.

besides, not my scene.

Just let it go, Pete.

[rattigrew]

i dont get it

a bloke you are really into

and you don't even have to ask him out to see him naked?!

i'd come with you, mate

[selenophobia]

You're so supportive.

But no.

It's way less weird to watch naked blokes on my laptop

If I ever get a fancy and wanna go, you'll be my first call to tag along. Promise.

[rattigrew]

i kinda wanna find out if i would get hit at

i wanna know if there is anywhere i am hot

[selenophobia]

You stand better chance with men, you know

Let's see if we can find you a nice boy.

So you can no homo him.

[rattigrew]

i mean

look, I never got to reject anyone before

[selenophobia]

Think of it as a fun experience.

In the grand scheme of things, mate, you're a player compared to me.

So you're not a total loser.

[rattigrew]

that's cause you never even try

anyway

today, whenever you are up, panda masks?

[selenophobia]

I'll be there

I'll bring candy.