"Well, he's not here so he won't see it. Potter is here, he never looks away from that idiot's face." Look at them, over there, making love eyes at each other. Urgh. "I made it perfectly clear before and yet, here we are." He hadn't even kissed Barty in public though... the thrill was there. He wanted to try it. He was no coward.

Turning his head, he nodded and stood up straight, as if he was facing down some biblical beast.

"Kiss me."