Barty rolled his eyes. Of course. Drama king. But he loved him for it, so he moved to stand behind him, slide one arm around his waist and turn his head so he could kiss his neck, even nip at it slightly.

Which was why, when Sirius came back, his eyes lit up immediately, understanding dawning. "Oh. Oh, I get it."

He grinned at Regulus. "Congrats, bro. You really had to go all the way to Lowe to find a boyfriend?"