"Really? I like the ones that rank you as an eligible bachelor. You rank higher than Sirius these days, because he's been cut off." On the other hand, the musician thing probably kept him higher up. It was kind of fun to pay some attention to these things, Barty even listened to people at work talk about it. "You are my number one, of course."

And that was what Regulus would be, until whatever happened next happened. Barty wondered whether Regulus actually thought about it. Was he planning on getting a wife eventually? Probably barely thinking ahead at all.