"You're both... hard working and you have a unique sense of style." Translation: you work shitty jobs and you have terrible clothes. So there was that. "You're more handsome. In my opinion because, you know, you're not my brother. It'd be weird if I found him attractive. Well. Actually. Not entirely if my family history is to be believed. It's possible me and Sirius were the weird ones."

But enough about their families potential incest issues. Moving swiftly on, Regulus sat up properly and smiled at his boyfriend. "You're definitely more handsome. And you have better hair."