"Black, if you would." He held out his hands and caught them as they were tossed over, looking them over and inspecting the tag. "Primark? Never heard of this brand." Looked cheap. The stitching was off. He pulled out the tag a little more to read it. "Made in Cambodia. Lovely. All right, let's see how these go."

He slipped his feet into the legs and started to pull them up, looking down with interest. They were so damn tight. He'd worn skinny jeans before... or he thought he had. Apparently not. This was a new experience.

"I don't look stupid, do I?"