"You're gonna love it. They play music, you dance, you yell at the straights and then you get wrecked in the evening. There's nothing like it." And he didn't think he would realistically make it to pride but he could pretend. Pretending was fun. He looked at Hartley and smiled at him, wishing he could kiss him properly and take care of him but he was totally out of his depth here. Sick and useless. God, he didn't want Hartley to be alone. "Shit, love, can you, uh, can you go and fetch me a kit-kat cause I'm actually hungry and I have a ridic specific craving."

He didn't, he just wanted Hartley out of the room for a moment, he had to talk to someone about Hartley before he died or no one would know what he wanted.

"Kit-kats are amazing." Remus agreed with a nod of solidarity. "I can't always eat but I can always eat chocolate."