"Who can say no to those baby blues?" Sirius knew this was quite insane and in a way morbid, but he also knew that it was reality. Was life for a lot of queer men now. So if he could brighten the day just a little by being silly and, yeah, shirtless, he'd strip down any time. He handed Remus his jacket, having shrugged out of it, then unbuttoned his shirt. "I'd do this sexier, but there's no music."

"Oh, it's just fine." Hartley assured him, sitting next to Harry and rubbing his shoulder. "How is it living with that, Remus? Does he use it to distract you and get out of chores?"

Maybe not everyone was as easily distracted as him.