"We all just want to know how naked you will be and what month, that's all."

"They're thinking June, it's a fun month but honestly, it seemed to be evolving from someone different every month to Sirius posing in different ways every month." Remus blamed Felix but hey, whatever sold the calendar would be amazing so he was down. "We all discussed it and Sirius has the most mass appeal."

"Oh yes, straight girls love him as much as us fags." Harry smirked and put a mint in his mouth, chewing it happily. "What you raising money for? More for the AIDS stuff or anything fun like a coffee machine in the book shop? Cause that seems like a better goal."