"I know. We stereotype too much, as a community. I think I mostly started wearing contacts so people would realise how slutty I really am." It had kind of worked out, so he wasn't complaining, but it was pretty pathetic. Just had to fit those stereotypes.

"I'm very intolerant of straight people these days. Not sure if that makes me a bad person, but I don't care." He had no patience for most of the population anyway. "That's my advice to Sirius. Stop being friends with straight people. Seems like needless hassle."