"I mean, it is an amazing asset you have. I love the way you suck dick." Harry remarked idly as he stopped pretending to read the paper and tossed it aside with a bored expression, looking at Hartley instead. "I went to a few parties with him before, he was always way more lowkey than people suspected. Give a guy a leather jacket and he automatically becomes a sexy player."

With an amused laugh, he shook his head, full of disbelief. "I had a straight friend once. It sucked. Straight people are just more boring and they have these fucked up ideas in their heads about how we should be. Fuck 'em all."