"You always like to be comfortable," Sirius said, teasing a little. He wasn't knocking it, even though he had tried to coax Remus into a more daring outfit once or twice. "He's got a very nice bum, my Remus." He still wanted people to know.

"Well, maybe he can take part in the next contest over at the bar, see how high he'd place." Holden was momentarily distracted by Crowley's pants now that Felix had pointed it out. It was difficult to ignore. "But, yes, you two should come with us. I'm sure Harry would rather it was young people than us."

Or maybe no one. Harry was moody these days, not that he could blame him. "I'm sure Hartley will appreciate the baked goods."

"Oh yeah." Sirius nodded, "I've seen him on a muffin high once. No drugs, just got giddy from eating too many muffins."