"Don't judge me," Holden said to Remus, "His cheekbones could cut glass. I'm not strong enough to resist how good he looks." Also, of course, he loved the idiot. Which was why he sounded fond, even as he yelled back. "Behind the telly, sweetheart!"

He shrugged and looked at the two boys. "He was doing a sexy striptease before bed last night, almost took a lamp down."

"Ew. I don't want to think about you two shagging, it's unnatural." Sirius had sat himself on the counter, browsing a sexy magazine. "They're old," he fake-whispered to Remus.