Dear God, he was playing gay chicken with this guy and their fake relationship was growing so fast that he felt like having the talk just to grasp where they were. He looked at Sirius and blushed before reaching behind him to get his keys. Jesus, this man had a solid ass. Like rock solid. And he had only grazed it with his hand. "Someone does squats."

Remus smiled and then held out the key for him. "You fucking tease, mate. You really fucking are."