"It'd save having to get a rod to hang them up and all, we could just duct tape them to the window like loons and embrace our insanity." Seemed like a lot less effort, though he wasn't against pimping out a hot guy for curtain money but it seemed rather needless. "Maybe if we add a lot of candles, we could create a goth vibe instead of a weird vibe. Might work for us. We're both rather pale."

They had some little goth energy sparks, might be time to draw from it.