"That's the beauty, sweetheart. You don't have to do anything to piss people off. Just be your lovely self." That said, Sirius kissed Remus's cheek and then pulled him along to chippie, ordering for them both. Afterwards, he turned back to Remus and nodded his head. "You've got me figured out, by the way. Described me to a T. All of that and I got the reputation of shagging lots of birds somehow. Never quite figured out where that came from."

He was a flirty bloke, sure, but he'd never gone further than an unfortunate snogging incident with a girl, so he wasn't sure how that had happened.