"Don't be daft. Why would you be homeless? I told you, mi casa e su casa." Sirius felt that was making himself clear. He liked Remus so far, he did think he was handsome, so maybe he was going to keep going in that vein. Seduce him. Or maybe they could just be mates, but either way... "We've got to stick together, don't we? Stick it to those wankers. Can't think of a way to piss them off more than just us living our best life."

And he wanted to piss them off. He was so angry at how unfair the world was. "Bet you are a brilliant teacher. I didn't have any teacher with a bum as nice as yours back in school, might have helped my attentiveness."

Or maybe not. Might have been quite distracting. Still.