"It just makes my uncle louder." He didn't change much as a drunk, he just yelled at the footie louder and smelled worse. Harry liked the idea of Sirius not smelling bad or yelling so he was very happy to not add whiskey to the list. "We can both get toys and then we can share. Do you like monster trucks? We could get them and play."

He wanted to play with Sirius a lot. He was eager to be the kind of boy someone look like Sirius would want to play with. "We could have a footie and kick it around."

Cool kids loved sports.