"No, you'll think it's weird and you'll not want it so why should we discuss it?" Nothing annoyed and baited Sirius faster than leading him on and implying he couldn't do it. Rolling his eyes, he moved his book aside and shuffled a bit so he could get away and keep reading. Not that he was, he was just waiting for Sirius to cave.

"I was merely going to suggest a--a friendship bond. A sort of rite of togetherness but I figure you wouldn't go in for it." Severus sighed again and flicked a page ahead. "It could be painful and it's probably a bit much so shall we forget this?"