"Ha, you called yourself an idiot. You're so dumb."

James laughed and then looked up, watching the weirdo in line waiting to be sorted. He thought he was a bit of a prick, to be honest. He didn't know why Sirius was all on his case cause he took a stand. Besides, he did smell. He was 100% accurate.

"You'll enjoy being an idiot, it's great fun." James grinned as he kicked his legs back and forth. "You think your weird mate will still want to be friends? He seems very anti our side."