"Oh yeah. Everyone knows that Crabbe and Goyle are every girl's dream. Who could resist them?" Harry had to snicker, just imagining that scenario. "They make me swoon too. If I was a girl, I'd be soooo into them. Who's better looking than them?"

They were as vile outside as they were inside. Something he knew ran in their family. It was truly unfair that Draco didn't actually look like the troll he knew he was, but was in fact pretty handsome. Not that he would ever admit that.